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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her

daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother

thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy

fall in love and get married. One night they go into their

bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks

puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his

penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night

when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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djgolfc wrote:
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her

daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother

thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy

fall in love and get married. One night they go into their

bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks

puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his

penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night

when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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